Friday, May 27, 2011

UNKNOWN CREATURE INVADES NEW JERSEY SUBURBS!

I was lying in my bed about to fall asleep when I heard the most horrific shrieking noise outside.  I ran downstairs to find my mother foolishly heading out the door without anything to protect herself from a potentially dangerous beast.  I told her to get back in the house and put some shoes on while I gathered tools (flashlight, baseball bat) for our investigation.

I went outside with my trusty assistant (who was necessary since I needed someone to hold the flashlight).  I also took my camera to document what we'd find.  

This is what transpired...




So what was the noise?  After some thorough research on the internet, I have come to the conclusion that it was most likely one of the following. 

THE JERSEY DEVIL

A BEAR

A DOG/WOLF (dog pictured)

A BIRD

No one knows for sure what made the noise, though (except for the creature itself).  

This time I was caught off-guard and unprepared for such an event.  Tomorrow night, I will be ready and won't hesitate to go outside when I hear any strange noises that could potentially lead me being harmed.

(I am writing this late at night since my adrenaline is still so high from hearing the monster.)