TOP TEN COLORS OF 2010

THIS LIST IS CLEARLY LONG OVERDO.  I AM SURE THAT FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS YOU HAVE BEEN ASKING YOURSELF ‘WHAT ARE THE TOP 10 COLORS OF 2010?’  IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ASKING YOURSELF THIS YOU ARE PROBABLY RETARDED.

AS YOU’LL SEE, EARTH TONES, LIKE GREEN AND BROWN, ARE IN THIS YEAR.  SHADES OF PURPLE ARE ALSO BIG IN 2010.


10. Canary yellow

Really just an excuse to show the picture of this bird.  I like him.  He looks quizzical.

9. Orange

For the first time in eight years, orange has made the Top 10 Colors list. Congrats to you, Orange. Finally, the public has realized that even though pumpkin orange and basketball orange may be revolting, orange orange (pictured above), isn’t all that bad.

8. Amethyst

Pretty Amethyst.

7. Jets Green

With Rex Ryan and Mark Sanchez now sporting Jets Green on the New York Jets, this color is now great for everyone!  Even obese people and Hispanics.

6. Sepia

I know what you’re thinking, ‘That’s not a color, that is trees!’ Well, not only is your grammar bad, but the photo here is a sepia tint.  Pictures that look like this are cool.

5. Shamrock Green

Irish people rejoice—Shamrock Green makes the list at #5.  You should probably only wear the shirt above if you’re a hot girl, though.  If you’re a guy it will just make you look like a douchebag.

4. Iceberg

Icebergs haven’t been too popular since the sinking of the Titanic, but they’re finally making a comeback (it’s long overdue).

3. Bark Brown

While bark might not seem all that exciting, bark brown sure is! Here, we are getting very earthy since trees are part of the environment.  With all of the new emphasis on global warming it’s easy to see why this color would be popular.

2. Lavender

Lavender is a very inviting color.  If you wear a lavender shirt on you will have an easy time attracting members of the opposite sex. It is also a pretty flower.

1. Army Green

For the second time in the past three years a shade of green has claimed the top spot.  Army greens a unique color in that it’s patriotic (since obviously it’s the color wore by those in the military), but not boring like plain old blue, red, or white (not even a color).