Monday, September 27, 2010

Clarification

I wanted to clarify that I, Jeffrey The Great!!, am in no way connected with Jeffrey the Great "Southern California's newest comedy magician."
Jeffrey the Great wears a funny hat and, according to his website, he was born on March 17, "so it's only natural he'd do what he does...he's a modern day leprechaun."  Jeffrey The Great!! would never associate with, or compare himself to, a leprechaun (they are evil creatures).  Also, even though I can do a few (basic) card tricks, in no way am I a professional magician (yet).

That is NOT me on the left!

Also, I am not jEfFrEy theE greAT on Friendster (who writes his name very obnoxiously).  I am way too cool to use Friendster (whatever that is).  Also, unlike jEfFrEy theE greAT, I am not from the Philippines and I do not have a gold hat.

 jEfFrEy theE greAT's gold hat (also his Friendster profile photo)!

To clarify, I AM Jeffrey The Great!! representin' New Jersey and NYC.  I am great for many reasons and I like my name to be spelled with the T in the word "The" capitalized and with two exclamation points.  Sometimes I refer to myself in third person.

Jeffrey The Great!! after graduating from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (Ravenclaw House).

Jeffrey The Great!! hopes this post has cleared some things up for you so that there will be no confusion in the future.